Q:The book Carrie. Sorry for not being specific.
Haven’t read it. Anyone who has, please feel free to leave your comments in the replies!
Q:I was rereading the gamer girl reviews (which are hilarious btw) and the video that was puit up for the epilogue doesnt work anymore? idk, i just figured id let you know. Stay fabulous!
I checked it out, and it seems to still be working for me. Maybe the link changed? Anyways, here it is!
Q:Oh Mary Sue Problems, you were never average! It turns out you were super beautiful all along and all you needed was a romantic interest to discover that for you~
Which romantic love interest?
I lose track sometimes.
He runs both hands through his hair and closes his eyes briefly, as if he’s seeking divine guidance of some kind.
Allow me, if I may, to read from Second Snarkalonians, chapter seven, verses one through five:
1 Then the Lord spake unto Christian, and said unto him, Thou seekest my council.
2 And Christian answered him, Lord, I know not what to do.
3 Then the Lord said, Thou art a total buttface, and shouldst commit thyself unto the care of a mental institution until thou stoppest being a danger to thyself and others.
4 And also I say unto thee, that I have placed upon this earth such volumes of knowledge as should teach thee in the ways of not being a terrible Dom. This I have done for love of you.
5 Also I say unto thee, truly, thou art a douchebag. I know not what I was thinking when I made thee.
Here endeth the lesson.
MSP- I think I need to take some sass lessons so I can try to reach this level of pure, beautiful snark.
Q:Your blog is too mainstream for me. I was in to MS FICs before it was even a thing. All for the underground Sues!!
I was into MS fics before some of you were born.
Q:What about Carrie? Is it any good?
Like… The movie? The one that was remade recently?
Q:Do you any other blogs that give book reviews similar to yours (as in they go through chapter by chapter not just the overall book)? I just really like your blog and would love other like too keeps me thinking and help when going to the bookstore! Help would greatly be appreciated! ♥♥
Q:A very Mary anniversary to you both
Q:I'm curious: What is your 'won't review' list, if I may ask?
Eragon, unless Bacon wants to tackle it.
Fifty Shades of Grey because it’s so overdone, and I’m a book review hipster apparently.
My Immortal. Also because it’s overdone. And I’m a fanfic review hipster.
And I will not be tackling Eragon because it will distress MSP and I do not want to read that book twice
I won’t review 50 Shades because I’m nursing a blog crush on a fab girl who reviews it over at 50shadesofsnark and if I have to read it I will commit murder
and I won’t do My Immortal because I am of the belief that it was an excellently done troll fic and I think troll fic Sues don’t count as real Sues because they are intentional.
Q:I have an OC who is self conscious. Regardless of this trait she loves wearing skirts and cute clothes. It makes her feel secure, which apparently, according to one of my BFF's friends, doesn't make sense because self conscious girls where pants and hoodies to hide themselves. Even though I said that wearing a lot of black actually draws attention to kids and does not hide them, she called my girl a "Mary-sue" for this trait, and now I'm worried. Does not being a stereotype make her a sue?
no sorry, your friend is wrong here, most stylish people are hideously self-conscious, it’s why they’re so well turned out, because they’re so focused on what people think of them. It’s like comedy and depression, comedians don’t get depression, depressed people use comedy as a defence mechanism. And self-conscious people use make-up and nice clothes like armour.
Q:What is your opinion on the "city of bones" books. I've been reading the first one since Christmas, I'm on page 43, and am wondering about other peoples opinions on it. (I like it but it doesn't hold my attention for more than a page.)
I wibble on this.
But one of my favorite raging I WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE REAL MAIN CHARACTER Sues is from a City of Bones fanfic.
Q:I once read three pages of Eragon over the shoulder of someone on the bus! Is it bad? I've been thinking of getting it on and off since I read those few pages a couple years ago.
I don’t go into it on this blog for my own reasons, and I’m going to just go ahead and say people can respond to this in the replies, but I won’t publish more asks on it.
Q:OH YOU WANNA GO?? YOU WANNA GO? I AM WAAAAY MORE HIPSTER THAN YOU!!!!!
If we’re going somewhere, can we go to an offbeat tea shop?
Coffee is just way too mainstream for me these days.
Q:OMG YOU'RE NOT A HIPSTER I'M A HIPSTER YOU'RE JUST A WANNA BE HIPSTER GO BACK TO STARBUCKS WANNA BE!!!1!!!
Wannabe? More like wanna tea.